It is true. And I am not afraid to submit.

I wanted to have a robot-themed wedding. I had it all planned out. I was going to spray-paint a cardboard box silver and put it on and then wrap my arms in tinfoil and ducktape. I chose “Computer World” by Kraftwerk for the processional music and we were going to do “the robot” as we walked down the aisle. I bought a voice modulator so when they asked me to be her lawfully wedded husband I could say “affirmative” in a robot voice. I even designed a costume for her:

I still don’t understand why she vetoed my idea.

Anyway, if you don’t believe robots are taking over look at these pictures and think hard. Non-believers can find more robot pictures here.

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