I have a poster of dogs playing poker in my basement. I love it.

Someday my dream is to play poker in my basement with Duane “Dog” Chapman, the god of bounty hunters.

The problem is that the US Government has captured this glorious freedom fighter.

So I have joined the ranks of millions of fans worldwide in calling on Secretary of State Cunnilungus Rice to release the Dog from custody so he can go back to capturing fugitives and making the world safer.

You can sign the petition here. And read more about the Dog’s offer to rid the world of freedom-haters here.

And while you’re doing all of this check out these rockin’ “dog”-themed tunes.

Iggy and the Stooges, I Wanna Be Your Dog.

The Hot Dog Stand, Zilch.

Adam and the Ants, Dog Eat Dog.

The Be Good Tanyas, Dog Song aka Sleep Dog Lullaby.

Fugazi, Bulldog Front.

The Fireballs, Bulldogg.

And In Loving Memory of Landrew The Love God, here’s Seattle’s own Mother Love Bone singing Stardog Champion.

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