I thought I’d try and cash in on all of the hype around the iPhone by making an iButt.

I mean I love butts. I love looking at them and making stupid butt jokes. Who doesn’t?
So this should be a guaranteed moneymaker! I even got that patented cool Apple white color.

You might want to check out some of my prototype models, which were based on GI Joe. He was a Real American Hero.

You may remember GI Joe had that fierce “Kung-Fu Grip” which could decimate his enemies in seconds (much like the Vulcan Nerve Pinch).

In fact, GI Joe kicked so much ass that they even created a GI Joe doll out of wrestling legend and patriotic ass-kicker Sgt. Slaughter.

This hero is a 4-time world heavyweight wrestling champion. They flew the American Flag over our Nation’s Capitol in recognition of his achievements. What’s not to love about him?

Anyway, as I was saying, my whole inspiration came from the GI Joe dolls and this web site, The Many Butts of GI Joe.

And lest you get disappointed that there is no music for you here, I am including a song that describes how I feel when I think or talk about butts.

Aerosmith, Sweet Emotion.

And here’s a few more fun songs:

The Jam, That’s Entertainment (from the great Will Ferrell movie Stranger Than Fiction)

Joe Walsh, A Life Of Illusion

Six Parts Seven, Stolen Moments (find out more about this excellent band here)

And the theme song from one of my favorite shows which I still like to watch courtesy of the folks over TV Land, that majestic ballad of the Ponderosa: Bonanza

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