Humanzee

I watched a program on Oliver the Humanzee. Many people thought he was half human and half ape. He walked upright just like us.

Humanzee

Then my friend Emily’s dad was in town and he told me about Joe Stalin’s efforts to breed a superhuman race of warriors by crossing humans with apes. Link

Joe Stalin

It all reminds me of this book me and my friends read when we were in Junior High called Mankind, Child of the Stars. The author said spacemen came down to earth and did it with apes and that is where we came from.

Mankind, Child of the Stars

I searched for this book for 20 years and then when I finally found it my wife told me she hated me.

Note: This book should not be confused in any way with the professional wrestler Mankind. No one knows what hell he came from.

Mankind

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One Comment | Ping Pong

  1. Anonymous March 25th, 2006

    Hey Santo…You really lost a lot of weight since that self portrait of you in the white shirt and mask.

    Didn’t they make you a movie about you that starred Nick Cage. 9mm or something like that?

    –angry big po

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