I’m really disturbed by Al Gore. I don’t know why he got the Nobel Peace prize when I know he is trying to kill us all.

The first thing is Al Gore invented the internet. Then he invented that Y2K thing and everybody said the whole world was going to shut down.

Well he would’ve gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids.

So then he went back to the drawing board and came up with this global warming stuff. Now all of the animals are dying, rivers and lakes are drying up, the sun is melting the polar icecaps, and hurricanes are attacking the administration of George W. Bush. I mean come on you lost the election quit being such a baby.

Anyway I’m on to you Al Gore. You better watch it buddy. You can try to disguise yourself but it won’t help.

I’m calling in the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth to take care of you. Where are those defenders of freedom when you need them?

Now for the music.

I just stumbled across the most AWESOME music blog ever. This site is dedicated to the Seattle music scene in the 80s, where your humble host was slamdancing at clubs in Pioneer Square, snorting amyly nitrite, and drinking 40-ouncers to his heart’s delight. What a trip down memory lane this was for me.

Here are a few samples from the site, but please check it out yourself: lamestain.

Mr. Epp, Mohawk Man

The U-Men, Shoot ‘Em Down

Dickless, Sweet Teeth

And last but not least, Landrew the Love God and Malfunkshun performing My Only Fan

And from my own collection, Mother Love Bone live at the Vogue in 1990 performing Hold Your Head Up High.

R.I.P. Landrew.

Thanks Lamestain!

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